Greenbush Distorter Porter

This 7.2% ABV "stout-ish porter with a touch of porter-ish stout" is from the Greenbush Brewing Company of Sawyer, Michigan.

The beer pours black in appearance, completely opaque. There is a half inch of creamy, thick tan head. The aroma is dark roasted malts, rich, lots of chocolate, a bit nutty, light hazelnut, and light mocha. The beer drinks smooth and easy. This is a very enjoyable stout, er porter, uh stouter, um portout.  

It's called Distorter, so why wouldn't my picture come out distorted?